Everything I like and NOTHING for you. Sorry.
Rules to live by!
(Source: locasinlove, via tessmunster)
This is the Cardinal Rule of Casual Sex
I’m making this a rule for life.
Good rule of thumb!
Seriously: don’t. I tried that one, it was a terrible mistake
A tad crude, but really, if they don’t have books…?
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY